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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;Do exotic dancers often mistake you for a civilian strip club patron? Let them know you&amp;#8217;re seroius about putting them through college with this American Association of Strippers-certified shirt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This glitter-resistant t-shirt is uniquely fabricated to repel pina colada smell, STDs, and women over 25. Comes pre-soaked in your favorite cologne.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <body>Do exotic dancers often mistake you for a civilian strip club patron? Let them know you're seroius about putting them through college with this American Association of Strippers-certified shirt.

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